Tuesday, December 1, 2009

What if I Told You...

1. That for Thanksgiving we had our car in the shop again. That we paid $3000 for a transmission that was faulty, that could have got me killed on the highway because the car dropped from 65 to 45 and then to 30 mph all in about 3 seconds. When I took the car back to the shop they said that they could get me a rental while they tried to fix their mistake. When they told me they could get me a rental they knew that I needed an eight-seater to pick up my family (flying in the next day) from the airport. When I needed to leave the house I still had no car. They were able to get me a seven-seater, a half hour too late. Which meant driving back and forth to the airport (they all didn't get in at the same time so it actually worked out okay except for the stuck in traffic during rush hour part).

2. That I bought a disposable roasting pan to do the turkey in, and it leaked. And the kitchen filled with smoke. After I opened the kitchen door to let the smoke out, I decided to try to open a window that was jammed. I climbed on top of the counter and accidentally stuck my elbow through a window pane.

3. That instead of staying parked on the PCH with sleeping Anna I decided to pull into the parking lot of a restaurant and side swiped an Escalade, in the rental mini-van. Anna woke up.

10 comments:

Jessica said...

that sucks!! ALL of it!

Kim said...

Whoa. Rough stuff. So sorry!

Kjelstrom Family said...

ugh! Sounds awful! I'm so sorry!

Emily said...

If you told me that, I would tell you that YOU DESERVE A BREAK. And then we would cry together. HOLY, dude. Holy.

About Ours Good One Home said...

No fair. I am beyond words. I'm so sorry.

Unknown said...

oh my goodness!! You poor thing! I had to laugh at the turkey part because I did the exact same thing :: must be in the genes ;)

Rachel said...

oh my gosh. all of those things are horrible. How's the elbow? How's the rent van insurance?

happyfamily said...

Well, I wish that I were there for all of that. It sounds almost as good as breaking the mirror off a Jag...

I know it wouldn't fix the back and forth, but you should have just used our car, yo.

We're laughing now, though, right? :)

Love!

Wacky Woolies said...

Oh Andrea - I just looked at your blog - I have been so busy and you guys are so busy....that is awful....what a mess...I hope things are improving now and that you are all doing better. I still have not sent Spencer's bd present. (it is money) do you want it now or when you come for Christmas???? Sounds like you could use it now. Wish it was thousands of $$$ Love you all. Grandma Nancy

Kimpossible said...

Best.
Thanksgiving.
Ever!
Hilarious and tragic...I hope your elbow, car, and oven are better now.