Self- Realization #432

Earlier today I was driving on the 405 listening to NPR and happy that traffic was moving.  An event was being announced on the radio, apparently there is a doggy yoga session happening in a few days near my home.  In response to this broadcast my brain says, I'm so glad we don't have a dog, instead of, doggy yoga - are you serious?  Then I realized that I had just driven 20 minutes to go to a store to buy my daughter gluten-free bread and xanthan gum.  Seriously, who am I and how did I get here?  I did take comfort in the fact that my husband was at home watching College Game Day, some things never change.